Others Follow Patterns; We Alone Are Unpredictable.

Men Who Don't Like Girls With Brains Don't Like Girls.

We Work For Praise, And Dawdle Once We Have It.

The Young Do Not Need God, And The Old Cannot Find Him.

We Are Like People With Short-term Leases On Summer Cottages; We Can Never Seem To Make Our Provisions Come Out Even With Our Stay.

Every American Child Should Grow Up Knowing A Second Language, Preferably English.