Men Who Don't Like Girls With Brains

If I Knew Why I Worried So Much, I Wouldn't Worry.

We Can Never Understand Other People's Motives, Nor Their Furniture.

Women Gather Together To Wear Silly Hats, Eat Dainty Food, And Forget How Unresponsive Their Husbands Are. Men Gather To Talk Sports, Eat Heavy Food, And Forget How Demanding Their Wives Are. Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.

Revenge Leads To An Empty Fullness, Like Eating Dirt.

I'm Afraid To Win, And Afraid To Lose; I Hate A Draw And Can't Stop Competing; Otherwise I'm Fine.