Oprah Winfrey Is So Powerful That She

Florida Wants To Change The State's Motto To Attract Younger People. They're Thinking About: More Than Just A Great Place To Die.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

Never Floss A Stranger.

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.