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If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

I've Spent Days In Cinemas Answering Questions From The Audience, In Interviews, Travelling Abroad, And All They Do Is Thank Me Nicely.

It's An Honor To Walk In The Footsteps Of A Legend. As Host I Intend To Honor The Tradition Of The Bob Hope Classic And Have A Great Time Blazing A New Path.

I'm A Big Fan Of Reality Shows. I Thought The First One, Dukes Of Hazzard, Captured White People Perfectly.

Memories, Priceless. Well Not Really Priceless, But There You Go!