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Two-thirds Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered With Water. The Other Third Is Covered With Auditors From Headquarters.

The Best Way To Make A Silk Purse From A Sow's Ear Is To Begin With A Silk Sow. The Same Is True Of Money.

The More Time You Spend Talking About What You Have Been Doing, The Less Time You Have To Do What You Have Been Talking About. Eventually, You Spend More And More Time Talking About Less And Less Until Finally You Spend All Of Your Time Talking About Nothing.

People Working In The Private Sector Should Try To Save Money. There Remains The Possibility That It May Someday Be Valuable Again.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.