One Great Thing About Getting Old Is

If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Drown Too?

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

Whereas Your Blackness, Ethnicity, Homosexuality Is Something That Might Be Genetic, I Can't Touch That, And I Have No Right.

One Thing Leads To Another? Not Always. Sometimes One Thing Leads To The Same Thing. Ask An Addict.

I Do This Real Moron Thing, And It's Called Thinking. And Apparently I'm Not A Very Good American Because I Like To Form My Own Opinions.