Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was

If You're Reading It In A Book, Folks, It Ain't Self-help. It's Help.

I Enjoy Watching A Woman With Really Bad Teeth And A Good Sense Of Humor Struggling To Use Her Lips And Tongue To Hide Her Teeth When She's Laughing. I Just Stand There And Tell Her Joke After Joke After Joke.

I'm 60 Years Of Age. That's 16 Celsius.

I Think Of Shock As Kind Of An Uptown Form Of Surprise. Comedy Is Filled With Surprise, So When I Cross A Line... I Like To Find Out Where The Line Might Be And Then Cross It Deliberately, And Then Make The Audience Happy About Crossing The Line With Me.

Let's Not Have A Double Standard. One Standard Will Do Just Fine.