One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes,

Where's My Tax Form? Where's The File That's Supposed To Hold My W-2 Form And Interest Statement? Where's The Mileage Log I Specifically Asked Be Kept Last Year?? Where's The Monthly Check Summary? And Who's Been Stuffing Visa Receipts In The Aluminum Foil Drawer??!! How Embarrassing. I'm Surrounded By Idiots And I'm The Only One In The Office.

Animal Welfare Issues Have Always Been Important To Me.

[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To Have One And Wanting To Be One.

There Are Only Two Secrets To A Slimmer Shape ... High Heels And Shoulder Pads!

What Happened To The Good Old Days Of "woman As Passive Recipient?" What Happened To Being Courted? What Happened To Sitting Back Under A Parasol And Granting Someone A Chance To Try To Win Us Over?