[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To

So Often, Happiness Is The Extent To Which We Balance Our Grandiose Expectations With Reality.

I Was Going To Sip On A Diet Soda, But A Little Voice Convinced Me I Needed The Extra Calcium From A Cup Of Hot Chocolate.

Men Should Come With Instruction Booklets.

In 1976 I Wrote A Lot About Women Trying To Claim The Right To Work.

In The '80s, I Thought I'd Be A Success As A Woman If I Were The President Of A Billion Dollar Company, Had A Sensitive Soul-mate Husband, Two Bilingual Children, Buns Of Steels, And A Compost Heap. In The '90s, I Pretty Much Feel I'm A Success If I Can Get Through The Afternoon Without Eating A Cheesecake.