Once You Identify Yourself As Believing Something,

I Am Originally From Indiana. I Know What Most Of You Are Thinking: Indiana - Mafia.

I Don't Think Comedians Make An Active Decision To Be A Certain "persona." Comedians Write The Way They're Going To Write.

I Don't Want People To Think I Believe In God.

One Of The Benefits Of Eating Salad Is That You Can Eat Tons Of It And Never Be Satisfied.

Comedians Rarely Have Writers, And If You Do It's Usually A Sign Of Laziness.