I Don't Want People To Think I

There Should Be A Children's Song: 'if You're Happy And You Know It, Keep It To Yourself And Let Your Dad Sleep'.

I'm Bald, Blind And Pale. I'm Like A Gigantic Recessive Gene.

I Was Looking At A Bottle Of Water; They Have Nutritional Facts Printed On The Side. You Know, I'm No Chemist, But I Have A Rough Idea What's In Water.

Bacon Is Like The Opposite Of Medicine. It's Like, "take That, Lipitor."

It's So Obvious The Weather Channel Is Pro Hurricane. Fair And Balanced My Ass.