Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

It Is A Statistical Fact That The Wicked Work Harder To Reach Hell Than The Righteous Do To Enter Heaven

There Is No Limit To The Vanity Of This World. Each Spoke In The Wheel Thinks The Whole Strength Of The Wheel Depends Upon It.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

Rumor Is A Vagrant Without A Home, And Lives Upon What It Can Pick Up.