We Mingle In Society Not So Much

Men Mourn For What They Have Lost; Women For What They Ain't Got.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

Stupidity,--unconscious Ignorance.

As A General Thing, An Individual Who Is Neat In His Person Is Neat In His Morals.

When A Man Makes Up His Mind To Become A Rascal, He Should Examine Himself Closely And See If He Isn't Better Constructed For A Fool.