Oh My Gosh, I Feel Like I'm

One Night I'd Had Some Beers, And Then I Googled Myself And Spent The Night In Tears.

One Time I Had Too Many Heinekens And I Googled Myself And Realized That That Was A Very, Very Bad Combination.

I'm A Southern Lady That Almost Never Leaves The House Without Makeup On.

One Should Not Google Oneself. My Mother Lets Me Know When I'm Being Followed By Paparazzi.

I Can Safely Say That Other Than Macaroni And Cheese, There's No Processed Food In My Life. There's No Inorganic Food In My Life These Days. There's No Junk Food. There's Not A Lot Of Sugar. There's No Soy. I Mean, Really Everything That's Going Into My Body Is Pretty Pure.