One Should Not Google Oneself. My Mother

At 9 Years Old I Weighed About 10 Lbs. Less Than What My Weight Is At 32. I Needed To Get Help.

Romcoms Are Challenging, But I'm Hungry For Drama.

One Time I Had Too Many Heinekens And I Googled Myself And Realized That That Was A Very, Very Bad Combination. One Should Not Google Oneself. My Mother Lets Me Know When I'm Being Followed By Paparazzi. She's Like, "there's A Man Who Is Outside Your House, Ginny, And You Need To Be Logging Onto This Website To See If You Can Find A Pattern In When He Follows You." But Otherwise, I Can't Find Any Good Reason To Read My Own Press.

I Was Afraid That My Success Would Be Dependent Partially Upon My Body, And It's True I Can't Be 20 Pounds Heavier And Play The Leading Lady. But I'm On The Smaller End Of An Average-sized Woman. I'm Positive Of This, Mathematically. And I Still Get To Play The Lead, Without Having To Be Anorexic Like So Many Of My Peers.

I Really Am Super Lazy And Doing Long Hair, Especially Mine, Is A Big Pain In The Butt. It's Filled With Cowlicks And Kinks And Curls And Frizz - And It Was Taking Too Much Time In The Morning.