Oh, If I Had Only Known Then

When Life Hands You Lemons - Squat! Squats Make Everything Better. And If Squats Don't, Bacon Will

Do What Comes Into Your Life And Do It Well... Be Polite Without Groveling. If You Are Ever Afraid Of Anything, Do Not Deny It, But Behave As If You Feared Nothing.

Remember Even Though The Outside World Might Be Raining, If You Keep On Smiling The Sun Will Soon Show Its Face And Smile Back At You.

I Was A Star In England, But Ive Never Been A Star In America. Now I Am.

Oh, If I Had Only Known Then What I Know Now, I Would Have Stopped It Last Year When I Was Still Young.