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If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

You Call To A Dog And A Dog Will Break Its Neck To Get To You. Dogs Just Want To Please. Call To A Cat And Its Attitude Is, 'what's In It For Me?'

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.