Obscenities... I Think A Lot Of Dumb

Great Teachers Are Usually A Little Crazy.

The Federal Government Has Sponsored Research That Has Produced A Tomato That Is Perfect In Every Respect, Except That You Can't Eat It. We Should Make Every Effort To Make Sure This Disease, Often Referred To As 'progress', Doesn't Spread.

Everyone Hates War, Everyone Says.

Would A Real Man Get Caught Eating A Twinkie?

The Super Bowl Isn't For Kids, I Had A Great Time Though And It Was Worth Every Nickel Of It Because By Doing This Lame Piece About The Game I Can Put It On My Expense Account.