Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

The Rich Man And His Daughter Are Soon Parted.