The Rich Man And His Daughter Are

Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't Swallow It.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

None But The Brave Can Live With The Fair.

No One Can Feel As Helpless As The Owner Of A Sick Goldfish.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.