None Of Us Is Perfect. Everyone Has

I'm About Caring, I'm About People, And I'm About Entertaining People. I'm A Family Man. A Husband. A Father. I've Been A Lot Of Other Things Over The Years, Which We Don't Really Want To Talk About.

They Say Military Have The So-called 'secret Intelligence' - This Amount Of Intelligence Must Be Very Secret, Since I've Never Seen Any Intelligent Military Person, Nor I Have Seen Any Sense In The Bloody Stupid Wars.

People Say To Me, You Have Not Got Stage Fright. And If I Haven't Got Stage Fright, Then I'm Going To Be Comfortable Within Myself, And Then Something - I've Always Been That Way And So I'm Fighting To Get Away From That Fear.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

Condemned To Violence, Arrested By Pain. Inside The Soul Lies A Man Insane.