I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

-Ozzy Osbourne

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I Grew Up Having To Piss In

Ozzy Osbourne

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

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As I'm Getting Older A Lot Of My Friends I Used To Go Out And Party With, They're All Dead. The Fact That I've Been Through That, I'm Not Proud Of The Fact That I've Been Through All That, But It's Part Of My Journey. I'm Lucky To Be Alive. I'm Lucky To Be Playing Music.

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