No One Wants To Drown. Drowning Would

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."

No One Wants To Drown. Drowning Would Be The Worst. Cause Everyone Knows That Feeling. That Feeling, Oh It's The Worst... When You Think You're Drowning.

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.

You Can't Teach An Old Hater New Truths.

The Key To Attempting To Create Art In Some Aspect Is Also Knowing That It Will Turn Some People Off.