No One Diets On Thanksgiving.

You Show Me A Boy Who Brings A Snake Home To His Mother And I'll Show You An Orphan.

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood.

Never Be In A Hurry To Terminate A Marriage. Remember, You May Need This Man/woman To Finish A Sentence.

How Come Anything You Buy Will Go On Sale Next Week?

One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.