No Man Is Boss In His Own

I Like Children - Fried.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.

My Daughter Wants To Throw A Stone At A Bad Man. I Stop Her From Throwing, Shaking My Head And Giving Her A Little Slap. My Disapproval Is Complete. You Think: 'that's Right, She Shouldn't Throw A Stone Even At A Villain.' Then I Hand Her A Brick To Throw.