No Man Can Understand Why A Woman

Some Men Are Born For Matrimony, Some Achieve Matrimony -- But Most Of Them Are Merely Poor Dodgers.

A Woman Flees From Temptation, But A Man Just Crawls Away From It In The Cheerful Hope That It May Overtake Him.

A Bride At Her Second Marriage Does Not Wear A Veil. She Wants To See What She Is Getting.

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.