Next Time You See Someone Sleeping, Make

It's The Old American Double Standard, Ya Know: Say One Thing, Do Somethin' Different. And Of Course This Country Is Founded On The Double Standard. That's Our History. We Were Founded On A Very Basic Double Standard: This Country Was Founded By Slave Owners Who Wanted To Be Free.

Did You Ever Look At Your Watch, And You Look Away... And You Don't Know What Time It Is?

All Messages From Satan Are Played Forward And Are In Standard American English.

A Woman Told Me Her Child Was Autistic, And I Thought She Said Artistic. So I Said, 'oh Great. I'd Like To See Some Of The Things He's Done.

In Comic Strips, The Person On The Left Always Speaks First.