All Messages From Satan Are Played Forward

If This Is The Best God Can Do, I'm Not Impressed.

If Two Baseball Players From The Same Hometown, On Different Teams, Receive The Same Uniform Number, It Is Not Ironic. It Is A Coincidence. If Barry Bonds Attains Lifetime Statistics Identical To His Father's, It Will Not Be Ironic. It Will Be A Coincidence.

If The Cops Didn't See It, I Didn't Do It!

Did You Ever Look At Your Watch, And You Look Away... And You Don't Know What Time It Is?

I've Never Owned A Telescope, But It's Something I'm Thinking Of Looking Into.