New York Is Too Strenuous For Me;

Nature's Fortuitous Manifestation Of Her Purposeless Objectionableness.

Deliberation, N.: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.

Opposition, N. In Politics The Party That Prevents The Government From Running Amuck By Hamstringing It.

Carnivorous, Adj. Addicted To The Cruelty Of Devouring The Timorous Vegetarian, His Heirs And Assigns.

Piracy, N. Commerce Without Its Folly-swaddles, Just As God Made It.