Never Trust The Storyteller. Only Trust The

His Name Is Marcus: He Is Four And A Half And Possesses That Deep Gravity And Seriousness That Only Small Children And Mountain Gorillas Have Ever Been Able To Master.

This Is How You Do It: You Sit Down At The Keyboard And You Put One Word After Another Until Its Done. It's That Easy, And That Hard.

I'd Love To Think That People In The Future Would Gather In Theatres, At Conventions, And In Darkened Rooms, And Read It Out To Each Other.

I Believe That Anyone Who Says That Sex Is Overrated Just Hasn't Done It Properly.

You Know What Killed Off The Dinosaurs, Whateley? We Did. In One Barbecue.