Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.