Never Be Afraid To Laugh At Yourself,

I've Decided The Secret Of Parenting Is Benevolent Neglect.i Put My Family Last. Because If You Don't, If You Put Them First, They Never Thank You. You'll Never Get A Word Of Thanks From Them.

I Know Body Hair Bothers Some Women, But A Lot Of Men Like A Fluffy Partner.

Most Of My Contemporaries At School Entered The World Of Business, The Logical Destiny Of Bores.

I Love Australia - I Think.

I Was Born With A Priceless Gift, The Ability To Laugh At The Misfortunes Of Others.