My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

Sometimes You've Just Got To Let An Umpire Know That You're Not Satisfied With His Decision. That They've Missed The Play In Your Opinion. Not That It's Going To Do You Any Good, But You've Got To Let Them Know.

A Second-guesser Is One Who Doesn't Know Anything About The First Guess, And He's One Who Needs 2 Guesses To Get One Right.

The Saddest Day Of The Year Is The Day Baseball Season Ends.

Baseball Is Like Driving, It's The One Who Gets Home Safely That Counts.

Everybody Makes Mistakes, That's Why They Put Erasers On Pencils