Baseball Is Like Driving, It's The One

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.

If You Don't Love The Dodgers, There's A Good Chance You May Not Get Into Heaven.

Chan Ho Had A Great Career And Was The Exemplification Of Class, Dignity And Character.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

You Can Have The Best Team In Baseball, And If Nobody Goes Through The Turnstiles, You've Got To Shut The Doors Down.