My Nickname For My Mom Was 'the

They Used To Beat Me Up After Sunday School, I Used To Get Beat Up... Yeah, That's A Nice Little Thank You From Jesus.

Let's Talk A Little About Love. Sometimes You Meet Somebody And You Have What Is Known As A Relationship And Things Can Go Great. If Things Go Great You Have A Great Relationship. Sometimes It Doesn't Go So Great And I Call That A Relationshit!

There Will Be A Guy In A Yellow Poncho, His Name Is Hank, He Will Take You To The Whopper Lair.

I Don't Know If I Could Kill Someone With A Frozen Turkey Because That Is A Lot Of Evidence To Eat .... Unless I Found A Whole Room Of People Who Also Wanted That Person Dead.

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!