My Neighbor Complains Every Time My Girlfriend

Halloween Is Just A Made Up Holiday, Created By The Razor Blade Industry.

Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad. In The Black Way.

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.

She Got Really Mad A Month Ago, Because She Had E-mailed Me A Naked Picture Of Herself - Which Is A Nice Thing To Do - But Then I Messed Up, And I Accidentally Forwarded That E-mail To Both Of My Parents. Now, My Girlfriend Is Furious, Mortified, But I Don't Even Care, 'cause Now I Have To Call Up My Mother And Say 'mom, I Am So Sorry - That Picture Was Just For Dad.'

I'm Getting Pretty Worried. My Girlfriend Hasn't Gotten Her Period. And She's Already 14.