My Mum Actually Gave Up Work To

I Love All Those Stupid, Cheesy Chat-up Lines Like 'did God Take The Stars Out Of The Sky And Put Them Into Your Eyes?' But I Never Get Chatted Up.

Life Is Too Short Not To Experiment.

I Used To Be A Window Cleaner. I Got Fired Because I Sometimes Liked To Drink The Soapy Water.

My Mum Actually Gave Up Work To Look After My Child, Which Is So Touching.

Americans Are So Dedicated To Their Jobs.