My Manager Said, "don't Use Liquor As

I Don't Think Stand-up Is Being Appreciated As Much As It Could Be And I Don't Think It Has For A Long Time. There's Some Great Stand-up Comics Who Come To A Town And If They're Not A Name, They Don't Attract A Crowd But In Reality There Are Brilliant People Out There.

No, I Was Just Good At Holding Ice Cream Cones.

I Want To Ride In A Cold Air Balloon. "this Isn't Going Anywhere!"

Swiss Cheese Is A Rip-off It's The Only Cheese I Can Bite Into And Miss

I Hate Turkeys. If You Stand In The Meat Section At The Grocery Store Long Enough, You Start To Get Mad At Turkeys. There's Turkey Ham, Turkey Bologna, Turkey Pastrami. Some One Needs To Tell The Turkey, 'man, Just Be Yourself.'