My Grandfather Has Been Very Depressed Lately.

The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented Is When He Doesn't Do Anything.

Do You Have Your Own Room, Charlie Brown?" "oh, Yes... I Have A Very Nice Room." "i Hope You Realize That You Won't Always Have Your Own Room... Someday You'll Get Drafted Or Something, And You'll Have To Leave Your Room Forever!" "why Do You Tell Me Things Like That?" "it's On A List I've Made Up For You... I Call It, Things You Might As Well Know!

I Have Observed That Whenever You Try To Hit Somebody, There Is A Tendency For Them To Try To Hit You Back.

I Never Made A Mistake In My Life. I Thought I Did Once, But I Was Wrong.

Linus Van Pelt: Well, I Can Understand How You Feel. You Worked Hard, Studying For The Spelling Bee, And I Suppose You Feel You Let Everyone Down, And You Made A Fool Of Yourself And Everything. But Did You Notice Something, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: What's That? Linus Van Pelt: The World Didn't Come To An End.