I Have Observed That Whenever You Try

When No One Loves You, You Have To Pretend That Everyone Loves You.

Beethoven Can't Really Be Great Because His Picture Isn't On A Bubble Gum Card.

What Happened To Fun?" "our Insurance Doesn't Cover It!

Every Night It's The Same... I Have Supper In My Red Dish And Drinking Water In My Yellow Dish... Tonight I Think I'll Have My Supper In The Yellow Dish And My Drinking Water In The Red Dish. Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

All His Life He Tried To Be A Good Person. Many Times, However, He Failed. For After All, He Was Only Human. He Wasn't A Dog.