My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize

I Like Characters That Are Fragile And A Little Bit On The Edge .

I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.

I've Always Been Attracted To Sad. If You Look At Woody Allen Movies, He's Often Playing A Sad Clown, And It's Always Been Interesting. And Angry Clown Is Even More Interesting.