I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.

I Tend To Think Of Myself As A One-man Wolf Pack.

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.

I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It. I'm Glad I'm Only 5'7".

I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just Love Playing A Sour Guy.

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.