My Favourite Poem Is The One That

Mrs. Teasdale Calls For Rescue And Firefly Delivers The Famous Line To His Cohorts As They Rescue Her: "remember, You're Fighting For This Woman's Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did."

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control, The Clever Ones Don't Let The Men Know.

Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Everywhere, Diagnosing It Incorrectly And Applying The Wrong Remedies.

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself