Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.