I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?

Firefly: Where Is Your Husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, He's Dead. Firefly: I'll Bet He's Just Using That As An Excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I Was With Him To The Very End. Firefly: Hmmph. No Wonder He Passed Away. Mrs. Teasdale: I Held Him In My Arms And Kissed Him. Firefly: Oh I See. Then, It Was Murder.