My Favorite Things Often Have A Story

I Always Knew I Didn't Want Kids, And I Didn't Want To Get Married.

I Think It's Good For A Person To Spend Time Alone. It Gives Them An Opportunity To Discover Who They Are And To Figure Out Why They Are Always Alone.

Don't Answer The Door In A Wedding Dress And Veil, He Might Not Think You're Joking.

I Like To Be The One In Charge Of Everything.

I Don't Mind Pointing Out Some Of The Failings Of Old Age, Because We Are All Headed In That Direction, Unless Of Course We Take Our Own Lives Before We Become A Burden. I'm Not Advocating Suicide, Oh Wait, I Guess I Am.