My Education Began In Theater School, And

I Keep Having These Bros Come Up To Me And Say, "i Used To Watch You When I Was A Fetus," And I Just Want To Kill Them.

Whenever I Have A Stubborn Position On Something, I Take A Deep Breath And Swallow Myself.

Whatever It Is You Like To Do, That's The Sexiest Part Of You.

I Have A Corn Creamer That I Love. It Extracts Pulp And Juice From Kernels, And I Simmer That Down Into A Creamed Corn That Has An Almost Mashed Potato-like Consistency. I Add Butter And Hit It With Chopped Fresh Chives At The End For An Accent Of Color.

Figure Out What You Love To Do, Then Figure Out How To Get Paid To Do It.