Whatever It Is You Like To Do,

I Would Like Americans To Make Things With Their Hands. Thomas Jefferson And I Feel That Makes For A Much Stronger Nation.

A Lot Of People Find Themselves In The Entertainment Business - Or Perhaps Society Steers Them Toward It - Because They're Beautiful.

The Key, I Would Say To Any Fledgling Humorist Starting Out, Is To Make Sure That Sloppiness Is Part Of Your Recipe. That Way They Come To Expect Fumbling And Clumsiness And They Say, "oh, It Must Be A Charming Part Of His Personality."

Your Dreams Are Always Going To Seem Much More Profound To You Then They Are To Your Friend.

I Don't Get Nominated, And I Have To Say, I've Probably Gotten The Greatest Mass Of Press In My Life Through Not Getting Nominated. It's Definitely Been A Winning Situation As Far As I'm Concerned.