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I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Comics Competing Against Each Other.

I Got Mugged. And They Got My Knapsack With My Comedy Notebook In It. So If Anybody See Two Cholos Bombing At The Funny Bone Chain, That Would Be Them. Just Give Me A Jingle.

There Is No Way Any Rational, Reasonable Person Can Say That The Bush Administration Has Been Good For America.

When I Talk About People Wrapping Themselves In The Flag And Hiding Behind Jesus - That's An Anti-intellectual Thing To Do In The Political Process, Because Legally, Allegedly We Have A Separation Between Church And State. That's A Legal Precedent That's Never Observed. When People Are Trying To Do Something That's Not In Your Best Interest, They Will Wrap It In The Flag And Hide Behind Jesus, Which Is A Corrupt Thing To Do.

Sex Is The Quickest Way To Ruin A Friendship.