My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To

The First Girl You Go To Bed With Is Always Pretty.

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening For The Call From The Bookie.

Get Out Of Show Business. Its The Best Advice I Ever Got, Because Im So Stubborn That If Someone Would Tell Me That, I Would Stay In It To The Bitter End.

We're Writing A Book Together. She Just Finished One. Did You Read It? Among The Porcupines?